Reminds me of the joke: what's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
A: a doberman.
Pull over honey, I'm pulling your poetic licence!
I smell poetic justice brewin'!
Actually that's the smell of Elizabeth Barret, browning...
Two licenses...two yearly fees.
what if you wanna see a man about a dog.. do you need a lawyer for that?
damn, I hope it's not a horse, you may not survive.. in which case you'd need a Mortician.
Making do with poetic licence?
lawyers ARE dogs! (QED, that's why you need a dog license)