Put it up on youtube
Yo. You're welcome dude
Probably gauge my chances of successfully stopping the attacker, call the police and find a way to neutralize the one doing the beating.
The guy deserves an unexpected brick to the head. People have to know they won't get away with being a douche.
Use all the new ways Ive learned to cause lots of pain without leaving a mark and see how fun it is in public
Take the ****** down!
F uck no. I'd kill the douche. I hate that kind of thing.