<<<<<flirts with himself
Why won't that other eyelid open
Its gonna take alot of makeup to fix this mess! lol
This mirror is broken....
Why are you looking in the mirror? You've never done that before.
Eye bags would indicate that you got hardly any sleep , shove the glasses on and all shall be hidden !
"Could be worse."
O_o Wake up!... I hope this water isnt too cold... **** it is! ( It happens every morning)
Would you **** me? I'd **** me. I'd **** me hard!
-sigh- another troublesome day.Better start it to end it quicker.
I usually thank God before I get out of bed. But I would probably thank Him for another day.
Nothing. I don't typically talk to myself in such a situation.
I used to be rather pretty...now that has been stolen from me by a cruel act of fate.
Wazzzzz up dude!!!!
I need coffee!
I'm supposed to talk to my reflection??
Wow do we have our work cut out for us! LOL