how much did I drink?
You better sneak out the window cuz my mom is gonna be in to wake me up for school any minute. Ummmmm, what was your name again?
What the **** are you doing here?! :-)
Who the effer are you
Oh my, sorry about that ice pick I've jabbed into your skull.
Well then sorry I've jabbed that sharp end of a feather into your skull! ;)
lol you wacky Sazzio! THEN I EAT YOU!!!!!!
I feel as if I should mark this moment and celebrate it every year!
Where did the comments go?
Crazy. It was gone all day! What's this strange magic you've toyed with here?
Okay Sazzio. You're right and I can go on forever too but I'll tip my hat and vomit you right back out. Fly free my little friend!!!
who the hell are you?
My fiance is NOT going to be happy about this..
How the hell did you get through two locked doors?
I don't think so babe, I have two children older than you are. :)
Don't kill me
Get out of my bed, and explain yourself before i call the police.
Sweet zombie Jesus!!
Since your face is a bird, I'd just say nothing probably.
How did you get in my house?
AGAIN? *grin* Okay!!
Was I really THAT drunk?
That gun was a good buy.
it was already loaded.
Oh thank god we didn't kill the hooker this time
Hello, nice to meet you. I would introduce you to my friends when we visit prison.
What's that smell?? O.o