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YOOOOO thanks for the good time guys. But am gonna stop now. Feel free to leave more answers/ comment!
Sazzio Sazzio 22-25, M 28 Answers Feb 7, 2013 in Jokes & Riddles

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how much did I drink?

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And I'll reply zero pints :p

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You better sneak out the window cuz my mom is gonna be in to wake me up for school any minute. Ummmmm, what was your name again?

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I'll probably do an awkward grin, being next to a kid like that...

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What the **** are you doing here?! :-)

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"D I was invited...

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Who the effer are you

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Oh my, sorry about that ice pick I've jabbed into your skull.

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Don't worry... It was a feather... That I replaced with the ice pick you had incase of this happening... :D

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Well then sorry I've jabbed that sharp end of a feather into your skull! ;)

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Luckily, am still alive and... Grinning "D

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lol you wacky Sazzio! THEN I EAT YOU!!!!!!

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"D Now am in you... You are me and I am you :p

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I feel as if I should mark this moment and celebrate it every year!

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Thas the spirit.

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Where did the comments go?

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Comments are safe... Especially d ones exchanged last nite between you and I ;) ;)

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Crazy. It was gone all day! What's this strange magic you've toyed with here?

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Hey ma'am. Was good bantering but it's getting boring now. I can go on and on... But nah.

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Okay Sazzio. You're right and I can go on forever too but I'll tip my hat and vomit you right back out. Fly free my little friend!!!

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who the hell are you?

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"D we met last night... At the pub.

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My fiance is NOT going to be happy about this..

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"D he don't hav to know.

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*She.

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How the hell did you get through two locked doors?

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You left me in then closed the doors.

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I don't think so babe, I have two children older than you are. :)

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Don't kill me

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Get out of my bed, and explain yourself before i call the police.

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Just making sure yer bed was warm, sir.

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Sweet zombie Jesus!!

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And what happened between us? Am sure my grin'll say it all... "D

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Since your face is a bird, I'd just say nothing probably.

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Thas right... A talking bird who's NOT in a disguise... "D

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coffee..black..no sugar

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"D I'll let the room service guy know...

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Then maybe we can have nice, warm... Coffee together "D

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:-))

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How did you get in my house?

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AGAIN? *grin* Okay!!

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Was I really THAT drunk?

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That gun was a good buy.

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You forgot the bullets "D

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it was already loaded.

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They're fake "D

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Oh thank god we didn't kill the hooker this time

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Hello, nice to meet you. I would introduce you to my friends when we visit prison.

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Am sure they'll be pleased to see me... For a night ;) ;)

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What's that smell?? O.o

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Banana pudding.

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