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WitheringRose88 WitheringRose88 22-25, F 26 Answers Sep 30, 2012 in Community

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heavy duty trash bags, black masking tape, ski mask. Bonus points for looking around nervously as you pay for the items.

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LOL

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Best response right here LOL.

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Lol, that's great!!

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I'm glad someone appreciates my warped sense of humour. :D

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Honey we have seen it all nothing freaks us out anymore

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How very true. But each generation has to try. Even though you know it's lame, if you act surprised, it makes their day. (Oh my, purple hair dye, a steak knife and bird seed... what DO you plan to do with these?

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get well soon card, a gun, and a shovel

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rat poison razor blades and apples

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1 A bible<br />
2 Laxative or supository's<br />
3 Leather belts

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A new pink nightie, lace panties (also pink) and tampons

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Chainsaw, tons of lime, and a big pair of boots.

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Feather Duster<br />
Rubber gloves<br />
Small orange Cone

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6-pack of beer<br />
tampons<br />
hand grips

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The biggest container of Peanut butter you can find, a bunch of mouse traps, and a cookbook.

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I've boycotted Walmart for years. Wouldn't go in there on a bet.

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My soul mate! I thought I was the only person who didnt shop there!

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Well I was behind an old biker dude who purchased men's briefs, women's thong panties and summer's eve. That freaked me out. Ew!

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Ski mask, chloroform, and a machete :)

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Duck tape, bullets and mask.

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If you are a woman buy a dress, women's underwear and a teddy. They say you need to find you're son and watch the ex<x>pression on her face. Many years ago my mom went into a department store to get me a dress that I had wanted. She went up to the cashier and said she was buying this dress but needed to find her son first. The cashier looked at her with a mixture of shock and disguist.. When she saw my brother and then looked at the dress, she knew it wasn't for him. My mom explained to her that she was leaving the store and needed to find out where my brother was.

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These poor over worked, underpaid ,understaffed folk have time to notice?

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It's just a hypothetical question... But if you want to feel bad for a hypothetical Walmart cashier then be my guest... Lol

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If this is the case shop at Target fishing line ,rubber gloves and ex-lax all the while talking on the cell " Yes he ate it...I don't care if he is 80 ...I want it back"

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I used to work there. The job sucked, yes, but I enjoyed the humorous things some people bought/did there. It brightened up my otherwise crappy, boring workday.

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As many packs of pseudoephedrine and iodine and match books as you can. While fake sniffling.

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Those people do their borring job. Perhaps it is considerate to amuse them?

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