Yo Mama so dumb she sold the car for gas money

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haha...haven't yet heard this one.

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We are standing at the edge of a dark abyss, I cry out:<br />
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"Yo Mamma this ***** is big as a house ... this ***** is as big as a house ..."<br />
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You ask me why did I say that twice?<br />
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I reply .. .. "I didn`t - that was the echo"

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Yo mama's so fat when she jumps in the air she gets stuck

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Lol..

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Yo' momma is so fat that when she sits on a quarter, a booger squirts out of George Washington's nose

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your moma is such a **** she burns more rubber then the indy 500

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Yo mama so stupid she went to the orthodontist to get a blue tooth<br />
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Yo mama so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.<br />
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Yo Mama's so nasty, she went swimming and made the Dead Sea.

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buahaha...luv the 1st one!

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Yo mamma so ugly, she got to sneak up on a glass of water

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yo momma so poor she put a riffle on the dining table I asked " what's for dinner?" she said "the first one that moves"

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Lol :D

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Yo mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller

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Lol...

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yo mama's so ugly, yo daddy quit his job just so he wouldn't have to kiss her goodbye every morning.<br />
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Yo mama's so stupid she thought taco bell was the mexican phone company.<br />
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yo mama house is so small, the front door and the back door are on the same hinge.<br />
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Yo mama's so black, she makes the street lights turn on in the day time.<br />
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yo mama so fat, she got her own moon.<br />
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yo mama so skinny she hasta put polygrip on her ankles to keep her socks up.<br />
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yo mama so skinny she only has 1 back pocket.<br />
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yo mama so fat she got bit by dracula and gave him diabetes.

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Yo momma so ugly, her birth certificate has an apology from the condom factory

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Your Mama is so large she has her own zip code

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haha..luv it

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your momma so fat, she puts her belt on with a boomarang

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