Id tell him to step on a lego.
Die. Id go crazy watching everyone I love die
I'd die now. I don't want to watch all of my loved ones die. Especially my son. There's no point in living forever without them.
Well that would be difficult to answer... because the creator still hasn't explained if death is any different.
I wanna pony!
I believe Gawd wants me to have that pony. He will make the pony love me!
So Gawd can make me and you and ponies, but he can't make true love? Omnipotence paradox!
Because he was experimenting with us. Plus ponies are different. And I prayed sooooo hard!
So prayer doesn't yield whatever I want? God isn't a genie? Ponies actually poop? My whole world view has been shattered.
Die right now.