The swingers party is 3 houses down

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Now.. you have to explain...

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I would just tell tehm they look over dressed for the house down the road.. just to see their expressions lol

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You cheeky.. lor...

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assuming the position, hands above head but i maintain my self....

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Okay..... [ there's really nothing I've done besides downloading music that is illegal-seriously]<br />
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http://i2.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/003/617/okayguy.jpg

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Who the heck opens the door without checking to see who it is first??? <br />
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My thought is, "Did my crazy Munchausen Syndrome neighbor actually kill one of ther kids this time and where's the ambulance?"

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One of the neighbour's houses has been broken into again and they're looking for witnesses.

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Where you are living is that bad hur... cheers from Singapore.

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That they are looking for someone or have the wrong house.<br />
One night at about 10:30, two cops came to my door. Ends up that 911 had been dialed from my address. But I hadn't done it. They assumed it was a glitch in the phone lines due to the recent storms.<br />
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I knew it was my poltergeist, but I wasn't going to tell them that. <br />
;)

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That is possitive i would say.. cheers from Singapore.

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Either my car has been stolen or someone has died.

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Aww.. no one died.. they are here to ask you how do you feel around the neightbourhood is it safe..

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"Oh my God. My girlfriend actually did it."

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You knew it would happen right.. ?

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That they have come to the wrong address - I haven't ordered a strippogram!

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hehe.. they most have..

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where's a secret exit when you need it?!

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Cone on in have a beer.

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Good answer.. its really getting hot out there..

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If nobody is home except me, I think that my whole family has died in a car accident.

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Aww.. why again.. car accident.. so sad.. to hear this.. have some negative thinking please..

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what did i do?

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Put you hands up and don move.. you are under the XXXXX arest..
he he he..

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You have not done anything wrong my dear... they are just coming to ask do you feel safe living in this neightbouring town.. thats all ... cheers from Singapore.

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