listen to what they have to say, they are probably old and elderlies deserve respect, plus it would be plain rude to slam the door in their face.
It's more rude for JWs to come around disturbing people and trying to force them to hear silly "balle".
sure it would be a good conversation.
Tell them Christ is the Son of God. That should do it.
No, to my knowledge they do not, They believe he was a prophet.
Answer the door and talk to them for a little while. The ones that come around my house are very nice and not pushy. We have open discussion on religion and then they move on.
answer door naked with 410 in hand as soon as door opens yell "le roy get back in yer cage" scratch balls and ask "what in tarnation you want" they normally turn tail and run
Close the door at once after telling them to stay away.
Happy is everyone fearing Jehonah. Look! How good and how pleasant it is for brothers to dwell together in unity.
What is "Jehonah"? YHWH is my God's Hebrew designation. Jehovah is wrong.
I'd say, yes thats the game. You two darlings just sit there on the sofa. Im just away in the kitchen to find a big knife to slit your basterding throat with!
From one my door don't ring so they would have to knock. and other I'm always usually outside when they come. usually the first or last Saturday of the month. they seem very nice but not so pushy. I allow them to continue to come because I like learning other religions. nothing wrong with studying it. the ones that come here gives me watchtower and another booklet and read a verse or two from their bible. sometimes explain a few things in the books then ask if I have a prayer request.
Call the police because I have No Solicitors sign on my door. Answering the door in the nude is also a fun idea.
In my city soliciting includes religious organizations along with door to door salesmen. So they would actually show up. I know, I called to make sure.
I've thought of putting up such a sign.
punch em in th dyck
Unleash the hounds!
I will answer the door with a slab of raw beef covering my face
If they haven't seen me....I hide until they go away.
If they have seen me i open the door and say sorry this is a bad time. I have water in the ba
yell out... 'FCUK OFF'