The gift of not going
Flowers, lots and lots of flowers.. With a letter thanking the bride, for if it wasnt for her I would have married the douchebag.... Followed by PS Marrying a man that's a cheater, and assuming he wont do the same to you is ignorant-ignorance is *bliss*
I like the way you think.
I might go to his funeral, but not his wedding...
i will leave an anonymous letter to his wife with words... WATCH OUT! YOU HAVE MARRIED A PSYCHO!
Well I would not attend in person but my gift is the large perfectly wrapped gift on the table. You can't miss it, it is the only one ticking and no it isn't a clock. Oops I uh gotta go, bye
I would give the bride a letter of apology for dumping my broken sloppy seconds on her and give him an envelope of anthrax
I'm generous like that
was our split amicable? did we both agree?<br />
am i staying friends only because i hope for reconciliation?<br />
was i deeply in love with my ex? am i still in love?<br />
am i hurting still?<br />
hhmmmmm... i started of by trying to write something funny<br />
.................... but it just didn't feel right<br />
......................... so i got serious, sorry.<br />
respect, from robbie
french maid's uniform for her and handcuffs for him..... well, they loved it with me ! ;-)) rfr
and also the groom............ oops, have i said too much hahahahahaha, just joking lol
Pffft...like I'd go to that...
letter saying that he cheated on her all time they were together haha
a fortune cookie for him - i didnt see her cheating on me either !!!!
In my case...a gift card for a vasectomy.
I wouldnt bring any gifts.<br />
I would go to a doctor and see if was hallucinating.
A whip and chains.....
Of course that could be fun.....
I would give my Ex and her groom a bunch of birth control and condoms, I wouldn't go as far as giving them a bomb in gift wrap, but I could at least try to prevent her and the poor dumbass who married her from reproducing.
sorry for my language,but an *** hole made out of clay. to use as an *** tray.
a mislabeled scented candle.
Ohhh yes been there ....I **** in a shoe box and wrapped it ...true story...!!!
maybe he doesnt give a **** ? - oh no - he did didnt he lol
wish'em luck.....I personally dont think its appopriate to go even if your invited....You dont want to give anybody fuel for there fire!
I would not attend an ex's wedding at all. Although I would mention my SIL you would think SHE was the ex at my wedding her ahole behavior.