My ex-friend is laying in the dirt.....
my friends have done much worse.
I don't have friends anymore..
If it's a woman, demand she make me 30 large brownies or ignore her forever. If a guy, it's atomic wedgie time.
I would probably remind myself that maybe it wasn't such a good idea to sneak up behind her and grab her ***.
i slap them back
Them is fighting actions.
you don't keep them anymore.........
Wait. I have a friend?
Ha Ha thats sooo funny, I slapped my first BF once I was sooo angry, then he slapped me. We were both shocked and stunned and stared at each other for the longest time in disbelief! And then somehow I dont know how we burst out laughing, I was probably 15/16 ....in those days a laugh wasnt too far away at most times (well at least when I was away from home :-)
I kick him in nuts. Now what!?
I didnt feel it, my scarf is good protection from slaps but I would be grumpy that they did it and kick them
Now I have one less friend.
If its on my back it means I told a funny joke... If its on cheack I punch them in the face back!
What was the slap for?
Friend? I think not.