If you keep my mama outta this then ill keep it out of your mom
This. It's pretty damn awesome.
Your momma is so fat her *** has its own zip code.
Yo mama so fat, she went bungee jumping and went straight to hell
Yo mama was so much fun I did yo sisters too.
Yo mama is so fat that she gets group insurance.
Yo mama so big she irons her pants in the drive-way.
yo mama's a crack ho
Your mama is so fat that when she need a new passport picture she has to call NASA
Your man's so fat......well.....she just fat
Yo momma's so fat, every time she turns around it's her birthday
yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale, the scale said "one at a time, please"
yo mama is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale the scale said "GET OFF ME, IM GONNA BREAK!"
yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale, buz lightyear popped up and said "to infinity and BEYOND!"
yo mama is so stupid that she tripped over a wireless phone.
yo mama is so ugly cops confiscated all the mirrors to keep the neighborhood safe from flying glass
It's pretty disrespectful, actually...and perpetuates a stereotype that we don't value OUR mothers. Just saying.