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robinchitsvuka robinchitsvuka 18-21, M 17 Answers Nov 29, 2012 in Jokes & Riddles

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If you keep my mama outta this then ill keep it out of your mom

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This. It's pretty damn awesome.

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Your momma is so fat her *** has its own zip code.

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Yo mama so fat, she went bungee jumping and went straight to hell

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Yo mama was so much fun I did yo sisters too.

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Yo mama is so fat that she gets group insurance.

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Yo mama so big she irons her pants in the drive-way.

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yo mama's a crack ho

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Your mama is so fat that when she need a new passport picture she has to call NASA

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Your man's so fat......well.....she just fat

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Yo momma's so fat, every time she turns around it's her birthday

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yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale, the scale said "one at a time, please"<br />
yo mama is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale the scale said "GET OFF ME, IM GONNA BREAK!"<br />
yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale, buz lightyear popped up and said "to infinity and BEYOND!"<br />
yo mama is so stupid that she tripped over a wireless phone.<br />
lol

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yo mama is so ugly cops confiscated all the mirrors to keep the neighborhood safe from flying glass

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It's pretty disrespectful, actually...and perpetuates a stereotype that we don't value OUR mothers. Just saying.

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its a joke we love mothers, we are *************

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