"Aw how cute, you were being nice to me because you're feeling guilty! Hey, guess what? Now you can go be nice to the cünt you were cheating on me with! Isn't that great?"
*Vomits* been there, no!
I would grab all their shlt and feed them to my dog. When I'm done, I'll grab his face and slam it against the wall right after I shove his fingers down a blender, just before. Then when his off guard, I'll grab the kitchen knife cut off his broken nose and make him eat it in front of a mirror. Lol joke thats gross, I'll just end it.
No wonder it is so fishy... Once they cheat on you, they can do it over & over again.