At least one of us is getting laid.<br />
*rimshot

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how the **** did you get an STD?

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20 to life...I'm going to prison for murder

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Ask if its treatable and start packing his stuff

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Violence.

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To the health clinic we go to make sure I'm clean

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All your belongings will be in the road within the next hour

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Which one?

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"Dude, we're just paying a ******* tennis match. Why are you telling me this"?

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Panic

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I'd ask how :(<br />
Cuz my mommas a saint

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Do not look at me like that!!!!

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you and which c**t dies tonight?.. ;|

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