Did the Time Warp in Target. And convinced her after embarrassing her to join me. Fun times. And they will never happen again. At least not with her Lol.
Left the toilet seat up
Do it again til her cries, do again til he cries, do it again til her cries, do it again til he sighs, do it again til he CRIES, do it again til he fries, don't it again til he FUKING DIES!!!
i hear that all the time and usually its true. Lol
Peed in the corner.
Pay him no mind.
Said "Not now, I have a headache"
Get the gun!:)
Lose my keys or phone