Shoot the ****
You bring a gun with you when you go out to eat?
I'm thinking it I might do if people are going to start eating my food.
I currently do not possess any firearms don't but if there is so much trouble in restaurants regarding the theft of food I may need to reassess the situation.
Well, since we're both slurping up spagetti, we end up with two opposite ends of one piece and before you know it...
The plate would be his or hers. I would order something else for myself.
look for the hidden cameras
Ask if they'd like a doggie bag to take it home with them. After we both chuckle, invite him/her to sit-down, order another, and make a new friend! ;)
LOVE, people; that's what it's all about. :)
Hey, we've all gotta live here, why not be? ;)
I hate people that are rude and invade my space, they would receive a taste of my knuckles with the meal. I care less about their size. My time is precious to me, I waited for someone to take my order and for the food to arrive.
Slide it over to them and order another for myself. Why should I worry about why they are there at that very moment. I would hope someone would do the same for me.
I’d tell him “you been a bad boy *** in my room”
I would laugh...probably uncontrollably...and watch him eat....maybe even offer him a seat...
Stare at the person in disbelief, probably let him or her continue eating assumng a person must really be hungry to do something like that...and look around for John Quinones from "What Would You Do?"
Split the bill and call it a date.
Ask him how much the bet was for and say, "I'll let you continue if we split your winnings". I figure, I'm not touching that plate anymore anyways.
I'll give him the food since he touched it.
dial 911 because someone is going to meet jesus with a fork in their neck
with 2 strikes I'd most likely just slap the **** as they started to reach
Id have a talk with the persons carer and bill them for a replacement meal.
Make him pay half of the bill
I would order another and have Cheltsy pay for everything!
mash their face with my plate eat up >:)
Is she beautiful i can forgive a women many things but no one goes near my steak and lives
LoL maybe depends on if where splitting desert or not
lol hey im not that bad lol
do a big dramatic sneeze on my plate. then batt my eyes at him with my head on my hands lol