Your sitting down eating at a restaurant and a stranger walks up and starts eating food off your plate what do you do?
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Posted by Zebzz Apr 27th, 2012 at 8:51PM
Shoot the ****
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Reply by laniferous Apr 27th, 2012 at 8:52PM
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Reply by SpeedOfDarkness Apr 27th, 2012 at 8:53PM
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Posted by strsoccerman Apr 27th, 2012 at 8:51PM
Well, since we're both slurping up spagetti, we end up with two opposite ends of one piece and before you know it...
*SMOOCH*
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Reply by HedoZen Apr 27th, 2012 at 9:06PM
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Posted by KingofSwords Apr 27th, 2012 at 8:54PM
The plate would be his or hers. I would order something else for myself.
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Posted by thehummingowl Apr 28th, 2012 at 10:00AM
look for the hidden cameras
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Posted by hackStud Apr 28th, 2012 at 1:25AM
Ask if they'd like a doggie bag to take it home with them. After we both chuckle, invite him/her to sit-down, order another, and make a new friend! ;)
LOVE, people; that's what it's all about. :)
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Reply by Cheltsy Apr 29th, 2012 at 10:54AM
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Reply by hackStud May 4th, 2012 at 10:21PM
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Posted by Jones47 Apr 27th, 2012 at 10:59PM
I hate people that are rude and invade my space, they would receive a taste of my knuckles with the meal. I care less about their size. My time is precious to me, I waited for someone to take my order and for the food to arrive.
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Reply by Cheltsy Apr 28th, 2012 at 12:04AM
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Reply by HedoZen Apr 28th, 2012 at 7:49AM
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Posted by lilunity Apr 27th, 2012 at 9:15PM
Slide it over to them and order another for myself. Why should I worry about why they are there at that very moment. I would hope someone would do the same for me.
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Reply by Cheltsy Apr 27th, 2012 at 9:28PM
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Posted by HedoZen Apr 27th, 2012 at 9:08PM
I’d tell him “you been a bad boy *** in my room”
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Reply by Cheltsy Apr 27th, 2012 at 9:28PM
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Posted by Babydoll42 Apr 27th, 2012 at 9:01PM
I would laugh...probably uncontrollably...and watch him eat....maybe even offer him a seat...
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Reply by Cheltsy Apr 27th, 2012 at 9:29PM
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Posted by OMGitsRiley Apr 27th, 2012 at 8:57PM
Stare at the person in disbelief, probably let him or her continue eating assumng a person must really be hungry to do something like that...and look around for John Quinones from "What Would You Do?"
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Posted by InTheMiddle88 Apr 27th, 2012 at 8:56PM
Split the bill and call it a date.
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Posted by growwhereyouglow Apr 27th, 2012 at 8:48PM
Ask him how much the bet was for and say, "I'll let you continue if we split your winnings". I figure, I'm not touching that plate anymore anyways.
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Posted by Whateverrrrr Apr 27th, 2012 at 8:46PM
I'll give him the food since he touched it.
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Posted by charles849 Apr 29th, 2012 at 10:32AM
dial 911 because someone is going to meet jesus with a fork in their neck
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Reply by Cheltsy Apr 29th, 2012 at 10:48AM
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Reply by charles849 Apr 29th, 2012 at 11:08AM
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Posted by 8pops Apr 28th, 2012 at 11:51PM
Id have a talk with the persons carer and bill them for a replacement meal.
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Posted by Reigel27 Apr 28th, 2012 at 9:07PM
Make him pay half of the bill
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Posted by Bobby20 Apr 28th, 2012 at 8:24PM
I would order another and have Cheltsy pay for everything!
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Reply by Cheltsy Apr 29th, 2012 at 10:49AM
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Posted by fuqlife Apr 28th, 2012 at 5:08PM
mash their face with my plate eat up >:)
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Reply by Cheltsy Apr 29th, 2012 at 10:49AM
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Posted by justkinky Apr 28th, 2012 at 4:30PM
Is she beautiful i can forgive a women many things but no one goes near my steak and lives
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Reply by Cheltsy Apr 29th, 2012 at 10:50AM
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Reply by justkinky Apr 29th, 2012 at 12:09PM
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Posted by Suix Apr 28th, 2012 at 3:16PM
do a big dramatic sneeze on my plate. then batt my eyes at him with my head on my hands lol
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Reply by Cheltsy Apr 29th, 2012 at 10:50AM
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