I make kiss-kiss-kiss noises for my 200 foot cat to come and get it. He likes to play with spiders.
(Sticks out tongue). Who's silly? How do you KNOW I don't have a 200 foot cat? Hmmm?
I find a giant glass and piece of card and carefully remove it from the area....
Hi Scarfface 3
Do whatever the hell I want it's just a dream
Run to nearest hardware store and load up on insecticides
Oh hi spider!
Jk its aaaaaahhhjjjjjjjjhhhhhhhhaaaaahjhhr
faint...that's my responce
Get a grip of it's balls, grip them and crush them.
Run faster than Usain Bolt
Call an ambulance I am about to have a heart attack.
*Grabs smartphone clicks video camera app*
OOOooowwwww Look at the bug!!!