finish masterba1ing then investigate
suddenly realize you're not alone?
Depends who. I would say wud up or be quiet.
yell back im not home
Chills down my spine
You're at home by yourself. Just getting ready to sleep. And then you hear someone else fart. Do you laugh, or get scared?
Pull up my pants and say, just a second
respond with "i'm busy" and lock the door.
Get out my sawed-off shotgun, turn on some metal, and go hunting bitchesss. (Can't have a good horror-like scene without metal. It's just not done.)
run for the door
Say, "Just a minute."
Freak out... then ignore it.