Post
You are in a beauty pageant.
lovergirlcute93 lovergirlcute93 18-21 11 Answers Aug 25, 2010

Your Response

Cancel

I didn't want to be in the pageant in the first place.

Best Answer

i can pat my head and rub my tummy at the same time!

Best Answer

My face won't melt if I go outside.

Best Answer

I have a brain.

Best Answer

can you call the other contestants ******?

Best Answer

i put an entire jar of vaseline on my teeth in order to smile with graceful ease!

Best Answer

...no one can put away hot indian food like me! lol

Best Answer

well she s ,got false boobs, her hair came from a Norwegian orphan...she s using butt glue so her costume doesnt disappear up her bum, and im the only normal one here.....so pick me!

Best Answer

I have great ears.

Best Answer

i have big buts

Best Answer