I didn't want to be in the pageant in the first place.
i can pat my head and rub my tummy at the same time!
I have a brain.
can you call the other contestants ******?
i put an entire jar of vaseline on my teeth in order to smile with graceful ease!
...no one can put away hot indian food like me! lol
well she s ,got false boobs, her hair came from a Norwegian orphan...she s using butt glue so her costume doesnt disappear up her bum, and im the only normal one here.....so pick me!
I have great ears.
i have big buts