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I'd bang Teddy Roosevelt. "Carry a big stick" and all that...
phoeislost phoeislost 18-21, F 13 Answers Jan 24, 2013 in Dating & Relationships

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I do NOT have an answer... But I got something EVEN better☺ I gots jokes :D<br />
Funny-dirty-Joke-><br />
One day in the future, Barack Obama has a heart attack and dies.<br />
He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him.<br />
<br />
"I don't know what to do here," says the devil. "You are on my list,<br />
but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll<br />
tell you what I'm going to do. I've got a couple of folks here<br />
who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have<br />
to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."<br />
<br />
Obama thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the door<br />
to the first room.<br />
<br />
In it was Ted Kennedy and a large pool of water. Ted kept diving in,<br />
and surfacing, empty handed. Over, and over, and<br />
over he dived in and surfaced with nothing. Such was his fate in hell.<br />
<br />
"No," Obama said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer, and I<br />
don't think I could do that all day long."<br />
<br />
The devil led him to the door of the next room.<br />
<br />
In it was Al Gore with a sledge-hammer and a room full of rocks.<br />
All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time.<br />
<br />
"No, this is no good; I've got this problem with my shoulder.<br />
I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all<br />
day," commented Obama.<br />
<br />
The devil opened a third door. Through it, Obama saw Bill Clinton,<br />
lying on the bed, his arms tied over his head, and his<br />
legs restrained in a spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica<br />
Lewinsky, doing what she does best.<br />
<br />
Obama looked at this in shocked disbelief, and finally said, "Yeah<br />
man, I can handle this."<br />
<br />
The devil smiled and said...........<br />
<br />
(This is priceless...)<br />
<br />
"OK, Monica, you're free to go."

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LOL OMG this. Why have I never heard this before, you made my day!!!

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Please tell me I'm locked in there with a gun ? That's the only bang ill give them.

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You seriously can't think of any politician EVER that you could possibly stand to sleep with? It's a hypothetical. Though I kind of agree haha

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All the Irish politicians are my parents age...ewwwwwh...

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Dolly Madison...big boobs and great donuts!

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Ben Franklin.<br />
Seriously, he fathered close to 20 b@stard children as well as 11(I think) with his wife...I suspect the guy was electric in the sack.

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Obama all the way! That man's presence gives me the chills.

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time to nail Palin

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Don't know many American female politicians so it would have to be Bill's missis!

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Ugh gross but lol bill clinton lol wait no...Hmm

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