I do NOT have an answer... But I got something EVEN better☺ I gots jokes :D<br />
One day in the future, Barack Obama has a heart attack and dies.<br />
He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him.<br />
"I don't know what to do here," says the devil. "You are on my list,<br />
but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll<br />
tell you what I'm going to do. I've got a couple of folks here<br />
who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have<br />
to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."<br />
Obama thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the door<br />
to the first room.<br />
In it was Ted Kennedy and a large pool of water. Ted kept diving in,<br />
and surfacing, empty handed. Over, and over, and<br />
over he dived in and surfaced with nothing. Such was his fate in hell.<br />
"No," Obama said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer, and I<br />
don't think I could do that all day long."<br />
The devil led him to the door of the next room.<br />
In it was Al Gore with a sledge-hammer and a room full of rocks.<br />
All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time.<br />
"No, this is no good; I've got this problem with my shoulder.<br />
I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all<br />
day," commented Obama.<br />
The devil opened a third door. Through it, Obama saw Bill Clinton,<br />
lying on the bed, his arms tied over his head, and his<br />
legs restrained in a spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica<br />
Lewinsky, doing what she does best.<br />
Obama looked at this in shocked disbelief, and finally said, "Yeah<br />
man, I can handle this."<br />
The devil smiled and said...........<br />
(This is priceless...)<br />
"OK, Monica, you're free to go."
Please tell me I'm locked in there with a gun ? That's the only bang ill give them.
All the Irish politicians are my parents age...ewwwwwh...
Dolly Madison...big boobs and great donuts!
Ben Franklin.<br />
Seriously, he fathered close to 20 b@stard children as well as 11(I think) with his wife...I suspect the guy was electric in the sack.
Obama all the way! That man's presence gives me the chills.
time to nail Palin
Don't know many American female politicians so it would have to be Bill's missis!
Ugh gross but lol bill clinton lol wait no...Hmm