You shouldn't ask a cannibal to make you a sandwich. So how about spleens?
takes too long , have to cook chicken , be back in an hour or so
wait ! , *looks through cupboards* , ok i got some chicken noodle soup , takes 5 min , you're lucky
mmm *looks in cupboards again , mutters how fussy you are* , ok heres whats there : a few fibre and omega 3 chocolate crunchy health bars , a can of baked beans , a large jar of Parmesan cheese for spaghetti , 1 box of swiss cheese crackers , pancake syrup and peanut butter and yes i got pancake just add water mix too
its not like i don't know how to make a sandwich , but i only got certain food till next month , the food bank didn't give me much sandwich stuff mostly yogurts and the cake i already ate , oh well
would have been a lot easier if i just said ok here's a Club sandwich but know i have to tell the truth , ugh !
Yes ma'am. What do you want on it?
coming right up
ham and mustard if you like
Pbnj ? Clubhouse? Chicken? Beef? Grilled cheese with jalapeños?
A hero sandwich?
How about a knuckle sandwich instead?
Dont worry its delicious. Say ahhh.