Thank you, dear
Just the way I was made.
Yea, I know. Isn't it Awesome?
I think you'd enjoy reading "Eats, Shoots and Leaves, A No-Prisoners Guide to Punctuation" by Lynne Truss. I say this not because you use bad punctuation. You do that very well. I just think you would enjoy reading an amazingly funny book.
Thank you for punctuating "you're" correctly.
I don't mine if people think I'm "weird."
Weird is a very subjective opinion and, besides, it implies (at least in my mind) that one is not ordinary.
I certainly do not strive for ordinary.
No I'm not...how could you say such a thing??!!
I know, right? ;)
is it that obvious? lol!
Number two of obvious understatements.