100 Things About Me

1. I'm a HUGE grammar Nazi.
2. I have NO intentions on making friends.
3. When I was younger, I couldn't do ANYTHING but tell my parents what bug was what.
4. I wanted to be an Entomologist, or maybe any kind of biologist, and I'm currently following my dreams.
5. I'm legally blind.
6. I'm dyslexic.
7. I have astigmatism.
8. I used to be SO depressed.
9. I'm a little too self confident (not that I show off any skin, or I'm a ****)
10. When I was little, I was convinced I was a flying taco truck.
11. I can't pay attention to anything.
12. When I'm not really paying attention, or I'm staring off into space, I will blurt out random things.
13. I'm anti-social.
14. I refuse to read.
15. I'm Polish, Russian, German, Irish, Canadian, and Danish.
16. I have more than 6 great aunts and uncles, and more than 25 great great aunts.
17. I have a twin.
18. My parents always told me that if I sleep in a closet, I could get cancer and die.
19. For 3 years of my life, I was convinced I was raised by Gorillas.
20. I have a phobia of any kind of transportation.
21. I have bad anxiety.
22. I'm amazing.
23. I kind of really like Anime.
24. When I was young, kids tried to drown me while I went swimming, so I haven't been to a beach in a long time.
25. I can count to 100 in 8 different languages.
26. I love food.
27. I don't think I can go up to 100.
28. When I was little, my family told me I was actually Mexican.
29. Usually after I laugh, I'll say "I loled"
30. My nickname is "Poop:
31. I used to believe I was an amazing assassin, so I trained by myself by jumping out of trees, and trying to do flips from walls.
32. There was this one time I played T or D with some people at school. They told me to murder a kid, but I never did because I'm too cool for killing sprees. (I'm not an *******, come on guys)
33. My past friends got arrested for usage of drugs, luckily I didn't do them.
34. I'm a major pervert.
35. I live in the world of WoW Alliance.
36. I refuse to wear white.
37. I cannot take pictures.
38. All of my dreams about boring, but apparently funny, and about death. ._. (<-- BONUS!!!!!)
39. I have a YouTube account that I may never share with anyone.
40. I find chairs too mainstream.
41. Since I have Irish skin, I look worse than a vampire in most summers.
42. I don't tan, I burn.
43. I generally hate everyone I meet.
44. I pierced my ears by myself.
45. I usually sleep like a Caterpillar, if not, then I will have my head dangle off the bed like I'm a bat.
46. I just CAN'T whistle.
47. People call me a ****, when I wear more than 3 shirts, shorts underneath my pants, and a baggy hoodie. Yep. I'm a ****.
48. I am the fastest runner out of two grades.
49. I HAAAATTTTTEEEE orange juice,
50. I don't live near any water, or sushi shops, or like.. anywhere where you can buy fish.... BUT I JUST LOVE IT SOOOO MUCH!!!
51. I can;t eat any kind of beef, just pork. (CANADIAN BACON!)
52. I'm a true Canadian, eh?
53. I absolutely CANNOT pee in public restrooms.
54. I had a pet hermit crab who died when he left his shell to find a bigger one. I didn't know I was supposed to provide a bigger one for him. At least I think it was a "he."
55. I'm the only one who is passing Academic French so far.
56. I almost killed a guy (on accident) while participating in a cook-off.
57. I'm pretty sure I can see ghosts.
58. I'm MAJORLY paranoid.
59. I can't sit still.
60. I only get detentions so I can stay in just to learn more. Teachers hate it.
61. My French teacher (The bitchiest teacher that probably ever lives) said that she loved me, and got me a lot of gifts.
62. I tried to learn how to play guitar, but my teacher flipped, broke the guitar, and kicked me out. On that day, I got paid back all the money we've ever payed him.
63. I can only learn if there are pictures involved.
64. I have never broken a bone in my life.
65. I was claimed Pokemon master in elementary school.
66. I'm a HUUUUUUUUGE nerd.
67. I have a horrible memory.
68. When I was four, I tripped over my sandal and smashed my eye into a table. I wouldn't stop bleeding, so we went to get stitches. I lost a lot of blood that day, and since my dad and I have the same blood type, he gave me some of his. c':
69. (Eh eh eh eh eh)
I wanted to shoot myself when I read the book "The Outsiders"
70. I'm a master at tree climbing, and tree jumping.
71. 71, and 13 are my lucky numbers.
72. My parents gave me cow eyeball when I was 7, and I had food poisoning for 8 days.
73. When I sleep, I tend to talk to people. My sister says I contact ghosts when I'm sleep talking, because I tend to sit up.
74. I can text while I sleep?
75. Totoro is my ADDICTION.
76. I have "friends" who call bullshit on EVERYTHING I say.
78. In kindergarten, my goal was to befriend anyone in my grade. After the 7 years of bullying and torture.. No one wanted to talk to me, nor walk near me.
79. A girl in my school claims that I have HIV, when she is the one who sleeps with random guys, and has since she was 11.
80. I can't sing, but I do it anyway.
81. I'm 5"8 and I have to wear size 9 1/2 shoes. ; ;
82. Let me remind you, I am a female.
83. I have a creepy stalker in my class, who says I have a hot body, and I'm just perfect. His locker is filled with pictures of me, and he's overly obsessed.
84. Even if it is -31°C outside, I will still have any kind of frozen treat,
85. I sweat when it's cold out, and shiver and get goosebumps when it's summer.
86. At school, the only reason why people talk to me is because of the hilarious faces I do.
87. My very first phone was this year, on my Birthday.
89. I had a friend who thought he was a duck.
90. I cannot get along with females. They either ***** too much, or only care about their makeup. That's why I only tend to hang around guys.
91. I got to meet Vic from Pierce the Veil
92. I'm scared of having baths, because they remind me beaches.
93. If I could go back in time, I would go to the day where I made friends with these two girls. I would change it to I never met them. All they did was cause drama, and make fun of me in front of everyone.
94. I want to publish I book, but everyone tells me I can't publish books if you're dyslexic.
95. I used to live in an apartment. 13th floor, and 13th house. Nothing bad has ever happened to our place.
96. I was never suicidal because I wasn't raised to be weak. I was raised to see life until the Zombie Apocalypse.
97. When I was a kid, I could see a lot of things like I was on hallucinogenic drugs.
98. I always see a therapist because I have no one to talk to.
99. I'm going to believe that for the rest of my life, I'm a lobster.
100. I can't swim, and I don't intend on learning.
FlyingTacoTruck FlyingTacoTruck
13-15, F
4 Responses Jan 22, 2013

Aw I like them

Don't ever let anyone tell you that you can't publish a book because of your dyslexia. Agatha Christie, one of the most successful mystery writers was dyslexic. A list of other authors with dyslexia: Edgar Allen Poe, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Hans Christian Anderson, Jules Verne, and W.B. Yeats to name a few. Do not EVER let someone tell you that you cannot achieve your dream. That is up to you! :D You sound very intelligent and well spoken for your age already. I fully believe you have what it takes, kiddo.

Most of the thing I can relat to and I agree with the girl thing that why I also hang out with guys and who said you can't publish a book because your dyslexic I am too and who cares of you are or not someone can check for the mistakes so the ppl who said that can't say what they want but there wrong

Girl, your AWESOME. You said you refuse to read, but you cant write a book if dont read. Dyslexia has nothing to do with that. You should check out the book "The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time." This list reminds me of the main character, in a good way of course."Let the haters hate" -Jessie J, "Who's laughing now?" :)btw, I put time and effort into making this comment grammatically correct. Your welcome.

LOL. I love you, thank you. And actually, I'v been trying to find that book, but forgot about it. Thank you for reminding me!!

your welcome :)