Follow this train of thought......
I have a product to sell you that you're really gonna need.
You will pay me 10% of YOUR income for it. I'll never let you see it. You must show up weekly to me for it. You'll bring your children to me and I'll threaten them to buy it as well. You'll never blame this product for what goes wrong but you'll certainly praise the product when something good happens. It will always remind you that you are a bad person and require forgiveness. Your parents buy it and they brought you to us to buy it as well.
And the real clincher.......If you and your children (because we need the business to expand) do not buy it---YOU WILL BURN IN HELL FOREVER.
Man do I hate the whole god bulls.hit.
But hey, we believed in the Easter bunny, Tooth fairy and Santa Clause at one time as well. Good thing religion encourages honesty--LOL