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As a late comer to the party, I suppose I have to be content with the crumbs of the cake, but I would like to point out that the primates of today are not the 'apes' that mankind evolved from. Our ancestors were from a separate line, related to but not the same as the ancestors of today's primate species. They are, in fact, every bit as evolved as we are, but filling a different niche... which is actually disappearing as we, their cousins, continue our out of control proliferation and over run the planet.

Here's a thing,



monkeys in zoos 200-300 years,



evolution, 2.5 - 3.5 billion years. Spot the difference.

I usually don't leave comments like this because I generally find them deplorable, but today I will make an exception to my own rule.



You are a moron. Do some research. Get the facts.

the good news is that stories like this one may get some americans to visit zoos again which would be good for the general level of education (no, baby fish are not rectangular little sticks covered in a yellow looking crunchy powder), and would also ensure good living conditions for the animals in said zoos.

oh my this is still going!!! look, no monkey is gonna birth a human any time soon...or anytime at all for that matter. if you were just poking fun at science to get your religious views across, all i have to say is there are better and more intelligent ways to do it. because in all honesty, you didnt do a good job with this one. of course, its not like you or any other believer can ever prove gods existence anyway [which is why, as an atheist, i never try to disprove him]...



if you literally are visiting zoos on the off chance that a gorilla will birth a homosapien, then by all means, go read a book and educate yourself!!! [but i'm sure you know this is not gonna happen].



furthermore, you CAN post stories where ever you please, just dont get alarmed when you get negative feedback from members of a group that you posted a negative story in.

bquick -- Which gods and goddesses do you believe in? How did you choose which ones were worth believing in, and which ones weren't?

I never said there wasn't a God. I'm not in the atheist group. This is a group for people who acknowledge the fact that every living thing on Earth evolved over hundreds of millions of years from simpler life-forms through the process of natural selection, as proven by literally mountains of independently verified fossil evidence, and millions of man-hours of intensely documented field and laboratory research. The bible was written by cave-men. Yabba dabba doo.

haha... maybe so...BUT there is a chance there is a God but no chance you are a billionaire..probably

Oh. Then maybe I should just choose to believe that I'm a billionaire, if that's how it works!

probably as much as any of you... but there again... i chose what i believe...i beieve in dinasaurs... on earth millions of years sure. vanished millions of years maybe...we all believe in something...

bquick -- I'm sure if I wrote critical stories in the "I believe in God" and other such groups, I would get attacked in a big way.



How much have you studied science and evolution?

but i didn't join i am not a member of this group... i just wrote a story... i believe in science and facts ...but also believe in GOD ..is that the only difference that is made we can i think write stories anywhere

bquick -- By posting this story in the "I accept the Theory of Evolution Group", it's only natural that you would get responses from people who actually do believe in science, believe in facts, and believe in evolution. AEIOU has made some good points with his comments.



Many people in this country are disturbed by all the attacks on science.

Get a life and quit coming back to read my stuff...NO ONE tell you to come an ADD your 2 cent that no one cares about....NO me any way....just trying to show you a better way... you don't have to accept that there is a GOD that created this great world we live in....but I also refuse to believe that we evoluded over millions of years ...That is my belief and guess what I am ALSO entitled to ie...an AEIOU don't have to like it ...Just wehn you see something with bquick don't read just pass on by... do me and you a favor,...

i just come here to have fun like most of the ours ...hopefully not one is offended i am not... and I truly hope no one takes it seriously... just innocent fun....

You may get heaven, but I get lots and lots of pasta.

lol no pasta for me tonight

I have faith that the Flying Spaghetti Monster is going to put some mean pasta on my plate tonight.

That is were Faith comesi nto play as you have a lot of Faith in what you believe ...Like I have stated a number of time suppose you are right suppose no God suppose we did elvove from monkeys... If we evloved how may I ask that is showing my uneducated self that a monkey might give birth to a human isn't that the way of evloving ...maybe not...you are intitled to what you believe as well as myself... As I have stated before you still Have the right to be wrong

Live and let live. Respect. Love. Peace. Forgiveness. Compassion. Unfortunately not everyone's conscience evolves with their brain capacity.

bquick -- How do you decide which gods or goddess in which to believe? How is the Bible any different than Dianetics?

gobsmaked ????? i hope that word will evolue into something useful... i have no idea....and it is find that yopu eloved from a shimp i have no problem with that...doesn't make me wrong either

just my opinion about the as you call fairy tales... YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO BE WRONG SWEETHEART...fact the bible is fact those people ABRAHAM actually lived read some of JEWISH HISTORY

Wow. I mean wow. I am actually dumber for having read this.

I thought you only got the ******** factory if you died in the service of the Spagetti Monster.....

Prototype -- I think the beer volcano and ******** factory come with the pasta on the side.

bquick -- And you are forgetting about Alan's Wager. I'm betting there is a very jealous Spaghetti Monster, who is very angry that people have believed in the false god, God. He will punish all the God worshipers and reward those who didn't believe in God and give them an everlasting bowl of pasta.

Believing in something so you don't have to face the consequences of not believing is not faith

suppose this, suppose that......having faith is fine, but have it because you honestly believe....dont have it because you suppose something might happen....you cant win an antitheist over with ifs and maybes....we want a little reality. [jmo]

Each Side has it points , But Man has done that on his own... I don't thaink so ( just my opioion ) Just over 100 years we were still walkingriding jackasses... Suppose you are right No GOD and when we die that is it nothing else happens... I can live with that... I have lived a good life raised my children to believe in A God... Even if it is just a story.... But suppose I am right Suppose THere is a HEAVEN and a HELL suppose there is A GOD... Enerity is a LONG TIME TO spend somewhere that just came out a book that we all had free will to read... ( JUST MY OPINIION )