The Church Won't Find This Funny!

Man was walking down a country lane, when he came upon a small boy, who was crying his eyes out?
Whatever is the matter sonny, asks the man?
My mother has just died says the boy.
Heaven preserve us, exclaims the man. Just you wait there for a minute or two, and I’ll fetch the priest!
No thanks says the boy, sex is the last thing on my mind right now!
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Jul 21, 2010