I Always Stay Calm

Like a cucumber...
I'm one cool cat...you'll never even have a remote sense what's crossing my mind...
Too Bad I don't play poker.

Last night, I met Kelly. A slender Asian woman...anything but calm...she's a nervous wreck actually.
I did stumble upon a small mishap on our inaugural date...
Actually,
I scared the **** out of her when I began to choke on some rice...
I could have sworn I watched her tear before me...in her angst, she twirled her fork in a rhythmic pattern through a small trove of rice on the outskirts of her plate...like a conductor in sync with her internal state of panic.
That's right, I was choking...quietly...and without much ruckus...
Kelly knew I was in trouble...because I was unable to answer her questions...
Yet, kept my cool...and eventually fixed my issue without much commotion, not even a hiccup.

Embarrassing for a first date? Right?
Yeah...by this point,
I didn't like my chances....
But, I stayed calm and I rallied!

And,
By the end....

I all but finalized a second date! Score...
Her Words
On our second date, we'll go out for "Thai Food."
Gutsy Kelly, brush up on your Heimlich.

Kelly is
Bubbly
Sweet
Friendly
Shy
Delicate
Sensitive
Witty
Downright adorable
...all 108 pounds of her (that's 49 Kilograms)

She saw me at this hulking Caucasian...
She told me that I am more handsome then she anticipated...
I am also taller then she expected...

You see, I wrote to Kelly...whom i found on a dating website that I had joined (within the last month)...we sparked a little dialogue through my collage of emails...and without posting any photos of myself...she agreed to share her Cell.
So....
Over the last couple of weeks...I have randomly used my dinky flip phone to snap a shot here or there...
I mean, I warned her...I look different in person...
I can tell, she wasn't too impressed with my photographing skills...with her comments...
In her Asian accent
"I will find you a good Greek Woman"
My, how things can change...
By the end of the night, with her tiny body...she hugged me so incredibly tight...and wouldn't even let me go...
No speak of sharing me with anyone...

Yeah, I can be a cool cat...
It's just so few get the chance to see it...
Ferric67 Ferric67
36-40, M
Dec 15, 2012