Road Trip

So i was with my boyfriend and we had a lot to drink that day so as we are going i saw to him "can we stop i really need to pee and take a dump" nicely he said i would but there isnt one for 100 miles i hold it and hold it and then the pee gets really bad and the poop is just bad! as we keep going we keep hitting bumps and makes it worst!I finnaly yell "IM GOING TO **** MYSLEF IF WE DONT GET SOMEWHERE SOON WHERE I CAN **** AND PEE" Brian said its 50 miles babe and said to be honest i really have to go also! brian pulled over and i asked him what he was doing and he said" Well here is a ditch lets just dump and pee quick" I got out and yanked off my pants and we both got down and started to go and we had to use the grass for toilet paper but it worked!
Dthepee Dthepee
36-40, M
1 Response May 17, 2012

TIME OF OUR LIVES! THAT WAS FUN EXCEPT IT WAS 50 MILES...