I Thought It Would Never Happen Again, Since I Am 43 And In A Relationship

But it snuck up on me again.

I have a crush on my dentist because he was nice to me one night when I was in pain and because he has an interesting name.

I feel so ashamed.

I pray that he won't pick it up.

I am a terrible liar and I wear my heart on my sleeve.

But crushes are for schoolgirls.