They're Always Lost.

my keys are lost all of the time. i'm not just talking about misplacing my keys, but straight up LOST.

don't get me wrong, i do misplace them all of the time. like the other week, i spent hours searching for my keys, only to find them in the refrigerator. really?! who puts their keys in the fridge?

anyways, i've probably gone through 10 or 11 car keys and countless amount of house keys. i've even gone as far as getting 5-6 keys made at a time, since i know they'll be lost some time soon.

i sware, i have like gnomes that follow me around and steal my **** cause it's not just the keys, but everything. my wallet, money, purse, cell phones, dog leash, flip flops.

i bet when i move out of this house i'll find all the lost keys... great.
lazyker lazyker
22-25, F
Jun 26, 2007