Brightest Cookie In The Drawer...A few friends and I were talking about dumb things people do & say. After a few examples of things Ive done, I look at my fiance and say with a completely straight face "Well, at least you knew when we started dating that I wasn't the brightest cookie in the drawer."
Brightest. Cookie. In the drawer.
The worst part is, is when everyone turned and stared at me (with that "is she for real" ex
To this day, every time I do or say something that causes people to give me that Look, I now call it my 'bright cookie moment'.