So, I babysit, duh. And there are 3 kids that I babysit. One is 5, (Adam), another is 8, (Judy), and the oldest is 10, (Rex). All of these kids hate being spanked. Their parents, however, told me that if the kidsever did anything bad, fell free to spank them (or wedgie them). I had a devil moment, when I get this wonderfully evil feeling inside and it makes me grin. (like the way Calvin grins from Calvin and Hobbes, an old favorite). The first time, I babysat them, the kids were ok. They pulled the occasional prank but gradually got worse. No wonder no one else would want to babysit them. But I didn't do anything. I let them be bad. The next time they were even worse. Now I had a GREAT reason to spank the life out of them. And that I did. Rex kicked over Judy's block tower wich made Judy mad and push Rex. The blocks fell onto Adam which made him cry. So Judy grabed a blcok and trhew it at Rex, and then there was a block war. I was peacefully trying to read my book and got fed up with the noise. I shouted at them and they stopped for a few seconds before continuing. So, I grabbed Judy and brought her into the next room and closed the door and locked it. She started shouting at me and kicked me. So I spanked her. She was startled. That was all I needed. Then I grabbed her and [inned her down on my knee. Then I pulled off her pants and underwear and spanked her Real hard. She was crying like Adam when I was done with her. Then I pushed her out of the room and she ran crying to Rex and Adam, half naked. I threw her pants and underwear into the washer and grabbed Adam. Adam started bawling and I was annoyed so I put a rag in his mouth to shut him up. Then I pulled down his pants to reveal a diaper! At 5 YEARS OLD!!!! So the diaper was dirty anyways so I put the boy on the floor. I was mad about the dirty diaper. I hate changing diapers. So annoying. So disgusting. I was mad at Adam for having such sticky poop. So I laid the diaper next to Adam and them I put adam's face on the diaper and spanked him. Then I put on a new diaper and sent him out. Rex was harder, he was ten and he had all of the nerf guns he shot everywhere. One hit me in the butt. That made me realy angry. So, I Grabbed him and gave him a bouncing wedgie and a hanging wedgie. Then I spank him hard. Then I taped his butt cheeks together and sent him to his room. Then I told the parents that they were having a block war and throwing blocks everywhere and that Rex shot at me with his nerf guns. They felt so bad and scared when I threatened to not come back. So, they paid me extra and I didn't have to clean up the mess!