I want to be permanently bald but my mom won't let me. I asked her last week and she said no. I hate hair. I wish people didn't have hair. I wish I could just shave it all off. I am going to make her mad and shave it all of in a few minutes. I had some cream shipped to a secret location so my mom wouldn't find out. The cream came on Thursday. The cream makes people permanently bald after one use. I can't wait to use it. My mom will freak out. I am going to use it now. I will write after I use it.