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Dress? What Is A Dress?

I think it's something you put on your salad.
I wouldn't want to wear that. Sounds...well, kinda messy.

Fortunately, I have a job that, if I were to show up at in a dress (ranch, Italian, blue cheese) would make doing that job uncomfortable, if not embarrassing.
In fact, when I was 17 and looking for a job, it was a personal goal of mine to find one that did not require wearing a dress.
Picture framing! Yesss...and I've been happily pulling on blue jeans every day for the past 42 years.
Oh...(ahem)...and I'm the same size...well, more or less.

The last time I wore a dress, um, when was that...a wedding very long ago, I felt like I was in drag.
Nylons, heels, the whole drag outfit.
My tatoos made the whole ensemble just scream chic.

angsty angsty 61-65, F 4 Responses Jan 21, 2012

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I got a gift card from my co-worker to a store he knows I love to shop at. He'll love it when I tell I got that little summer dress!

its true, in hot weather a dress is the coolest item to wear.

Funny thing is...I've been thinking of hot summer is, how cool a dress would feel (all that updraft, y'know)<br />
OMG! Is this the year I wear a dress???<br />
Not to work...just queening around in the privacy of my un-airconditioned bungalow.

I must confess, I don't wear dresses, but I recently bought one for just that purpose, has gotten way too hot down here.

Hehe...I once came downstairs on a hot summer day in a skirt and tank. My son's jaw dropped.<br />
"Mom! You look like such a girl!"