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I Am a Cat Person

Possibly

By: fadingvioletdawn
Written on June 30th, 2011
That could be a result of the dog I currently have. You see, to be blunt, my dog is a moron. Not only is idiocy one of my pet peeves (and I know I sound like a snob here, but when I say idiocy I mean like in the extreme, not just mild regular idiocy, but the kind of idiocy that makes you baffled and go "they're not really THAT stupid are they?"), but my dog also likes to jump on people and follow you around and literally stick her nose where it doesn't belong. Cats I much prefer, for they are as moody as I can be. A cat will cuddle you and a cat will leave you alone from time to time. A cat will want to be let outside and fed, but other than that they're not needy creatures. Just the perfect companion for me!
By: fadingvioletdawn
Age: 18-21 , Female
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  • Veronica4
    Veronica4

    If you have met her dog, you would understand. Just saying.

    Jun 30, 2011
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  • Anto815
    Anto815

    HI....When i was reading your story i thought it was some kind of sick joke but after a while i knew it was true. If you don't mind me asking if your dog is a moron why in god's name do you have one! Dogs will be dogs....my dog jumps on people to but that is their way of saying hi.You said a cat will be just the perfect companion for you then why don't you give tour dog to someone who would take him in and buy a cat. I do have to say that cats are sometimes stupid and gets in your way also and if they don't want to be bothered they HISS at you . Have a good night.

    Jun 30, 2011
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    • fadingvioletdawn
      fadingvioletdawn

      I will thank you. Nope, no sick joke, I am 100% serious, maybe even more. If you must know, I do have family, hence the dog does not solely belong to me. My dog is well cared for and there are moments when I enjoy her company, though those moments are few and far between. Of course there are stupid cats, as there are stupid humans, stupid lizards, stupid amoebas. Every race has the rock bottom of the brain chain, and though I am not saying I'm on the top by far, I am saying I would prefer if I didn't have to experience that part of nature very often. Oh, and I had a cat. She was eaten by a coyote. Have a good night yourself.

      Jul 2, 2011
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