A Horrible Monster!!
Ok, I am not a very attractive guy, and I have become old and rusty, and of course being skinny and not too tall doesn't help to be respectable and imponent... but after snuggling and being in a couch for a while, under a blanket, I become a MONSTER!! Messy hair, greasy face, wrinkled clothes... and... YES I CAN BE DREADFUL!! :)