Oop'S I Think He Knows!

As a habit I like to keep my toenails painted at all times. During the summer months I always paint my toenails a medium pink that will blend, and not be to noticeable, just encase I should get caught barefooted by someone unexpectedly, but the only problem was, this new pink polish I just painted on my nails had a wicked sparkle to it in bright sunlight.
Now for the rest of the story...... So it happened early one morning. I had been waiting breathlessly for my new breast forms to arrive via UBS, and I was just out of bed, groggy, and barefoot, my cautionary plan was soon to be realized, the doorbell rings, and the UBS man is at the front door with a package, I think fantastic they are here! Guess what, in the early morning the sun always shines brightly at my front door, and I am standing there barefoot, signing for a package, with wickedly sparkling toenails, with a UBS guy with a wickedly sparkling smile on his face to match......I was busted!