I Am a Demon

Hello all! I'm writing this story for my dear friend DukeZepar, who is the most powerful demon of all!
Are you schizophrenic?
Do you think you know everything?
Do you often harbour a deep seeded angst against society within you that you take out on other on the internet?
Are you scared that your parents will find out what you're up to online?
Want to talk and feel comfortable amongst others who feel the same way?
COME TO THE ZEPAR OTHERKIN/SUPERNATURAL SKYPE GROUP! It's friendly and fun, and you can be free to judge us puny mortals as much as you like! Rules of entry are:
1. You must not, on any account, disagree with Zepar. He is all knowing, all being.
2. You must not think that hybrids don't exist because Zepar is living proof of that you are WRONG!
3. You must assert your forces of darkness upon mortals by calling them "emo *******" at least once a day. Its good to let those "useless sacks of flesh" know that you're clearly more powerful than they ever shall be!
4. Throw all your knowledge of basic grammar and punctuation away, demons, because it's not necessary now!
So that's it!
Please message DukeZepar is you are interested in his supernatural skype group!
-No need to thank me Zepar, I'm doing this for our friendship. <3-
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