Investments

I admit I'm a dork but I also happen to be someone who understands that one must invest money to make money. And so I've decided to invest my whole life savings... ON THIS!!!

(pulls out a small device with a button on it)

With a simple push of this button, the whole world... WILL BE MINE!!!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!... MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!... MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!...

(pushes button and device starts making coffee)

What? It can't be. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

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Sep 7, 2012