Justin Bieber Stopped By To Say Hi.

I'll preface this with a confession that after I woke up I was a bit stunned Justin Bieber would show up to wanting to socialize in the dream state. I'm sure he'd be a fantasy to a young woman to have him appear in a dream.

I was in some kind of building that I thought was a warehouse but realized it was a covered parking garage once my guest showed up. I saw some dirty food trays so I decided to start washing them.

Someone had to do it. I didn’t want to see them with food crust on them and I felt like cleaning something.

Then a guy comes up and starts helping me out. I didn’t really look over to see who it was.

I turned to the right once we were almost done because I thought the guy was a young man in his early 20s.

“What’s up beibsters?” I noticed Justin Bieber right there. Prior to this dream I can’t recall when we ever interacted but I felt we had spent time sometime in the past.

Do you want to come up with me when I do Letterman?

I kind of just said “ok... yeah.”

Then I realized I don’t have anything that the world would be entertained to see me famous for so I said:

Yea man how about I just show up with you as your body guard?

He then answered “ok.” And then “I’m staying the night”

The last thing he wanted to interject was:

He was quite laid back and enjoyed socializing with me like I was his older brother.
How long has it been since I f*cked Kristen?

I told him… “hrm… I have no evidence that you did that.”

I figured he was probably talking about Kristen Bell. So Kristen Bieber likes to tell his friends some stuff that we know you wouldn’t do right? And yes the verdict was out and is true that Justin likes the older ladies.

Now who told Bieber about me...
TheTristman TheTristman
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May 17, 2012