My Hero

I used this Deep Thought as my senior quote in my high school yearbook:

"The wise man can pick up a grain of sand and envision a whole universe. But the stupid man will just lay down on some seaweed and roll around in it until he's completely draped in it. Then he'll stand up and go 'Hey, I'm Vine Man.'"

Here's some other favorites:

"I wish my name was Todd, because then I could say, 'Yes, my name's Todd. Todd Blankenship.' Oh, also I wish my last name was Blankenship."

"If you ever crawl inside an old hollow log and go to sleep, and while you're in there some guys come and seal up both ends and then put it on a truck and take it to another city, boy, I don't know what to tell you."

"I think a good way to get into a movie is to show up where they're making the
movie, then stick a big cactus plant onto your buttocks and start yowling and
running around. Everyone would think it was funny, and the head movie guy
would say, 'Hey, let's put him in the movie.'"

RopinTexan RopinTexan
22-25, M
3 Responses Jan 11, 2009

Yep, I've heard that one too! :-P

That must be a ginormous each quote a chapter?