Size Does Matter
I'm not a slave to fashion, actually the furthest thing you could get from it. It's not that I don't appreciate it, I'm just not one of those women that looks like I've pulled it all together the right way. I hate shopping. Oh well, we all have our challenges.
Isn't it enough I have the contradiction of boobs and a flat *** to deal with? But no, I also have to be on the tall side for a woman.
For the uneducated, I will explain. Women's tall sizes begin for those over 5'7". I'm in the 5'8" - 5'9" range. Are you beginning to see my issue? I am clearly in that borderline area. My daughter says I'd be fine if my legs were longer but that's not exactly anything I can fix, short of surgery. So the tall sizes are actually for women closer to 5'11", or at least with longer legs than mine.
It's torture trying to find jeans and slacks that fit right. I can't buy average, too short. Tall, unless they come in varying lengths ... too long. Needless to say I'm not a tailor and don't sew. Well, maybe the occasional button, that's it. Used to be I might be able to get by with the longer ones because I could shrink them. Damn that new pre-shrunk denim.
I want new size ranges. Something in between average and tall. Like ... "above average" or "semi tall". If I could just have that, I'll deal with the flat *** issue on my own.