I Am a Female Exhibitionist
So, the wind is ripping today. I knew it would be this way from the forecast last night.
Instead of my usual tight skirt, camisole and jacket that has become almost a uniform, I wore a sundress in honor of the beautiful sunshine we’ve been having.
I walked to the deli at the corner for lunch, interesting to say the least. The flared hem of my cute little dress was impossible to control. I did try, seriously.
There is some sort of crew working on the street as usual, they seem to want to dig up every piece of decent asphalt in our area. Anyway, I got a few whistles when I walked by the guys.
While devouring my sandwich, I decided to let my dress blow around a bit on the way back to the office. Instead of heading straight back, I went two doors down and bought a new pillow from the little shop on the corner. They have been advertising these new fake down pillows in their window all week.
The main thing is it gave me something to carry, a big bulky bag with a soft bed pillow inside. Not heavy but definitely an armful.
I shouldered my purse and started back to the office. The side street was windy, but I got the full force when I turned back down Main.
With my arms full and trying to keep my purse on my shoulder, there was no way to try and hold my dress.
Those guys got the real deal when I went by them. I pretended to struggle by lowering my big bag but I know they got a good look at my lacy thigh-tops and maybe more.
Instead of going back up to my office, I went to the car and put my new purchase in the trunk. Yes, you guessed it, there was a FedEx truck, with the driver sitting inside apparently going over his schedule or whatever.
While I was arranging the pillow just so, my dress flew way up in the back and he got an eyeful as well. The feeling was delicious. Yes, Naughty but It carried me through the rest of the afternoon.
I hope the wind keeps up for a few days, I’ve got another dress that needs blowing about.
Instead of my usual tight skirt, camisole and jacket that has become almost a uniform, I wore a sundress in honor of the beautiful sunshine we’ve been having.
I walked to the deli at the corner for lunch, interesting to say the least. The flared hem of my cute little dress was impossible to control. I did try, seriously.
There is some sort of crew working on the street as usual, they seem to want to dig up every piece of decent asphalt in our area. Anyway, I got a few whistles when I walked by the guys.
While devouring my sandwich, I decided to let my dress blow around a bit on the way back to the office. Instead of heading straight back, I went two doors down and bought a new pillow from the little shop on the corner. They have been advertising these new fake down pillows in their window all week.
The main thing is it gave me something to carry, a big bulky bag with a soft bed pillow inside. Not heavy but definitely an armful.
I shouldered my purse and started back to the office. The side street was windy, but I got the full force when I turned back down Main.
With my arms full and trying to keep my purse on my shoulder, there was no way to try and hold my dress.
Those guys got the real deal when I went by them. I pretended to struggle by lowering my big bag but I know they got a good look at my lacy thigh-tops and maybe more.
Instead of going back up to my office, I went to the car and put my new purchase in the trunk. Yes, you guessed it, there was a FedEx truck, with the driver sitting inside apparently going over his schedule or whatever.
While I was arranging the pillow just so, my dress flew way up in the back and he got an eyeful as well. The feeling was delicious. Yes, Naughty but It carried me through the rest of the afternoon.
I hope the wind keeps up for a few days, I’ve got another dress that needs blowing about.
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