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I Hate It When..

By: TrafalgarLaw
Written on October 26th, 2012
When people say, "It's Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve."

First of all, it'd be pretty stupid of God to create the first two humans if they couldn't reproduce. He'd be like, "Damn, I should've thought that one through.."

And don't forget that Eve sorta.. doomed humanity.. Steve might've listened to God..

Also, Adam and Eve were lots of things, you could make up your own version for anything really..

Ex. "Adam and Eve were white, not black." or "It's Eve's fault that we're not chilling in the Garden Of Eden right now.. Women are good for nothing.."

I'm not saying you should actually say this, I was just bringing it to your attention..

I just hate when people say ignorant things like that..
By: TrafalgarLaw
Age: 13-15 , Female
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  • tever123
    tever123

    On the Adam and Steve thing:
    Just because Adam and Eve were straight doesn't mean that gays don't exist, it just means that as far as we know Adam and Eve were.
    for example, say Eve was a brunette, that doesn't mean blondes don't exist.
    or say Adam had blue eyes, that doesn't mean people with brown eyes don't exist.
    it just mean that as individuals these two people had brown hair and blue eyes and were straight.

    Nov 5, 2012
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