Being a Geek

Main Entry: geek

Pronunciation: 'gEk

Function: noun

1 : a carnival performer often billed as a wild man whose act usually includes biting the head off a live chicken or snake

2 : a person often of an intellectual bent who is disliked

3 : an enthusiast or expert especially in a technological field or activity <computer geek>

- geek·dom /'gEk-d&m/ noun

- geek·i·ness noun

- geeky /'gE-kE/ adjective



As a Geek, I find that too many people will happily call me a geek, yet then, surprisingly, not get the fact that us geeks, sometimes have trouble with "normal" things in life.



As an example, I was working building complex network solutions for a salesperson, when someone walked into my office and asked if I wanted to participate in the new office pool, for college football.  He was appalled when I shared with him that I don't watch college or pro football, and barely watch any other sports.



What did you expect? I'm a GEEK!, I know my area of expertise, and could care less about anything else...



Examples of **** I don't give a **** about:



  • Politics - it's a waste of time... we're ****** either way, it just depends if it's with lube, or sand filled vaseline.

  • Sports - another waste of time... who cares who won the game yesterday? it was a ******* GAME, it didn't effect my life either way.  I don't give a ****.


  • Horror Films - I don't need to be scared out of my mind to feel alive.  The world scares me enough.


As a geek, you need me... yet I don't need you.  Don't get upset when I dismiss you, and only 1/2 listen to you; I can do more with my mind in 20 seconds, than you do with yours in 2 days.



Get over it... we think faster, we are focused on our knowledge, and we enjoy our brains...
dc0de dc0de
41-45, M
1 Response Oct 7, 2006

LOL. I agree with some of the things you said.