I Am a Happy Gay Boy
I have a friend who recently moved away to work for a new company that has multiple locations. I wanted to send him an e-mail but did not have an address so I Googled the company and looked for a staff directory. The directory had pictures of the employees with their names attached and a button that said "e-mail me" next to each name. I scrolled through the list and came to a picture of this cute guy (who is not the guy I was searching for) and almost fell out of the chair when I saw his name - his name is Happy Ferree. LOL. I think if that was my name I would have it legally changed.