Ways to Tell Your Cow Has Mad Cow Disease

Ways to Tell Your Cow Has Mad Cow Disease



1 Your cow insists that all Hindus are sacred.



2 Your cow thought Frank Bruno would beat Mike Tyson.



3 Your cow takes up painting and cuts off one of its ears.



4 She refuses to let you milk her, saying: "Not on a first date."



5 You catch your cow hiding secret plans to burn down half of Chicago.



6 Your cow demands to be branded with the 'Golden Archs Logo'.



7 Your cow appears on Oprah and Jerry Springer, claiming to be a horse trapped in a cow's body.



8 Your cow is wearing a little A-1 sauce behind each ear as cologne.



9 Your cow quits the family dairy and applies for a job at Burger King.

dasmuggler dasmuggler
36-40, M
1 Response Feb 28, 2009

Love # 9 too funny