Oh? Really?

What's that, civilian girlfriend? Your civilian boyfriend is seriously injured?
My boyfriend has training for that.

What's that, civilian girlfriend? You got robbed last night because someone came in your house?
My boyfriend has training for that.

What's that, civilian girlfriend? Your mom says you're grounded and you can't see your boyfriend?
My boyfriend has training for that.

What's that, civilian girlfriend? Your mom could be persuaded by a man in uniform?
That's my boyfriend.

What's that, civilian girlfriend? Your boyfriend works on cars?
Yeah, mine works on F-15s.

What's that, civilian girlfriend? Your boyfriend comes home from an 8 hour shift and is tired?
My boyfriend works way longer than that, and then still e-mails me.

What's that, civilian girlfriend? My boyfriend gets deployed?
Yeah, but when he gets home I get the best sex of my life. ;)

What's that, civilian girlfriend? Your boyfriend is in college?
My boyfriend is my hero.

What's that, civilian girlfriend? You wish you were dating someone in the military?
Yeah. I figured. :)
angelaamor22 angelaamor22
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15 Responses Jan 20, 2012

Literally just read this and I had to giggle out loud ! Thanks for the pick me up .

I find this insulting. You're placing more value on relationships with servicemen. Your worth shouldn't have any relation to what you're man does for a living.

This is coming from someone who HAS dated people in the military.


Hah. Sugar, it's a JOKE. It's a satirical post. I'm sorry if you find it to be insulting but as a military wife, I find no problem with this post and I giggle every time I see it. Is it because I think my relationship is any better? No. It's because 98 percent of this stuff is true! Seriously. It's like when you laugh at the irony of things, even though they're not the greatest. Military wives take pride in the little advantages they do have because the disadvantages of this lifestyle are great and not few.

I love this! I can totally relate. It's so amazing how dating a guy in the military can totally change your point of view. Civilian girlfriends don't get it. In fact, nobody does until they go through it themselves! So glad I'm not alone in this. & the best sex is VERRRY true! Soldiers can go miles carrying heavy equipment...they don't tire out easily haha. Civilian girlfriend, what can your boyfriend do? hahaha

Bahahaha! That's a good one, I'll have to start using that. :)

I laughed all the way through this. It is so true!

Thank you! :D

My boyfriend just left yesterday for basic and I already miss him. Reading this has made it so much better :)

Aw. It's always good to hear I could help!

I was feeling kinda down this morning but when I saw this I couldn't help but giggle. The best sex line made my day I think :-P thanks for bringing out the humor in our situations and making us all feel special for what we are doing. We aren't better than civilian girls but there are times we need to try and think we are <br />

Yeah. At first I got a lot of people complaining about the "better than civilians" mentality, but I explained that it was really all just humor. Well...Mostly. All of these are questions I've been asked and those are kind of my "what I wish I could say" responses, sometimes. :P BUT I PLAY NICE, I DO! Haha. Anyway, I'm just glad I could help. :)

Yea I play nice too but all of us have our moments. We can't lie about that. My sister ******* about her fiance and I just give her a look. Lol.

Hahahaha, exactly. It just makes you want to throw your hands up and say "Bah! Get out of here! You're driving me nuts!" haha.

wow such a great way to look at it. ive recently got my forms to join up to the australia army. Your messages are so encouraging you really inspire me to go ahead and do what i love most. former army cadet to full aus army hell yeah! Thanks:)

Aw! Congrats on being able to do what you love! I don't know much about the AUS army, but if it's a goal of yours, then I'm glad I could inspire you to do it! :) Hope you get what you're looking for out of it.

lol made me smile

Thanks! I'm glad that I can help other people out with my silly humor.

this was too funny made my day :)

Thanks so much! I really liked it when I wrote it. I almost forgot about it till now.

Civilian relationships endure things too. If I'm reading correctly, you were frustrated when you wrote this. I completely understand, that, we all have those days, and there's nothing wrong with blowing off steam. But I really hope you don't mean any of it seriously. <br />
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If you are being serious, please say so. If you're not, I hope you feel better this week.

It's more of a humorous kind of article.
Most of the girls in the group have the same kind of humor about the situation we're in. I'm not really sure if you're in the military or are with someone in the military, but it's kind of a running joke. Sorry if I offended you.

I'm actually an army wife, just seeing things like this that are meant to be 100% serious frustrates me. No worries, no offense taken. I appreciate that you took the time to clarify.

I definitely don't mind when things like this are meant to be funny and joking around. That's why I asked before biting your head off- I didn't want to if you didn't deserve it, lol. Have a good one!

:) thanks for giving me the benefit of the doubt. Haha. You have a good day too.

Hahahah, you guys are welcome. When I wrote this I was actually really frustrated but I was talking to my boyfriend after a long day and he inspired me to write it :) Thought you guys might enjoy <3

This sounds like a conversation between me and my friend Laura. I always give her crap like that about her fiance. Made my day.

This is so true.... It has really encouraged me....:-)

This is awesome!! I love it :)

This post just made my week, sometimes I just need to be reminded that it's not so bad lol. Thanks for the post!