I Am a Mother
Being a mom is the hardest and greatest thing I will ever do in my life .I just thought natural childbirth was hard .Lol that's the easy part . I was so dumb .Let me tell you what all I accidently taught them .When my oldest daughter came along I used to cuss . when she was learning to walk if she fell I would say oh **** are you alright . I honestly tried to change my behavior so If she hit her head i would say things like you okay and did you knock some smartness in there .that was better so I thought .But I forgot to watch my mouth in the car .You know how that is .It was Christmas time and I was fighting the traffic in a wally world parking lot .I slipped out a few choice words when a driver rudely took up both lanes .As we entered the store one of my girls recognized the driver and yelled out there's that stupid ***** momma .Good thing we have access to another wally world close by in another town because that stupid ***** was wearing a cop's uniform .I'm proud to say that I nolonger have those mouthy fits and my daughters no longer cusses. Becareful new mommas you never know when those ears hear .and if your kids are honest like mine are they will tell a cop their mom likes to put the pedal to the metal while she is receiving a speeding ticket .Lol that one taught me to leave early so I could be on time .
