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I Am A New Age Pirate

I Took The Pirate Name Quiz... Iron Bess Roberts

By: DeadOfDecember
Written on November 11th, 2010
 
A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. Two things complete your pirate persona: style and swagger. Maybe a little too much swagger sometimes -- but who really cares? Arr!
By: DeadOfDecember
Age: 22-25 , Female
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15 responses
  • MichaelDuMaine
    MichaelDuMaine

    Aye! Gold booty is much better than no booty! Although I do appreciate the finer things as well, like rubies and sapphires... I like to keep the ladies happy as well!

    Jul 25, 2011
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  • DeadOfDecember
    DeadOfDecember

    Honey, I always keep an extra pint in backstock! Come aboard, matey, we've rum to drink and booty (just gold, though!) to count!

    Jul 19, 2011
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  • MichaelDuMaine
    MichaelDuMaine

    Wow, I didn't realize how long I have been away! Pilfering and plundering are on the top of the list! I guess after all this time, we will have to get more rum, as well!

    Jul 18, 2011
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  • DeadOfDecember
    DeadOfDecember

    Pilfer, of course! ARRGH!

    Jun 15, 2011
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  • MichaelDuMaine
    MichaelDuMaine

    HD is my little Bro. He'd be happy to share the rum, as well! But since he is almost never here anymore, then you and I can drink it all up! Do you have the lime and coconut? Or should I see if I can pilfer some from the next vessel we plunder?

    Jun 14, 2011
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  • hounddog22
    hounddog22

    oh wow where the hell were we bro.. me and mdm are brothers in real life and apprently we are really slow welcome abord from the master at arms

    Jun 13, 2011
    2 likes
  • DeadOfDecember
    DeadOfDecember

    Nah, we can always crack open some more rum :D

    Jun 10, 2011
    2 likes
  • MichaelDuMaine
    MichaelDuMaine

    Hmmm... I liked every comment, but never left one... I would have welcomed you aboard, as the first mate and I had a thing... I must have been drunk at the time... Sorry that it's too late now...

    Jun 7, 2011
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  • DeadOfDecember
    DeadOfDecember

    Thank you!

    Nov 15, 2010
    2 likes
  • DeadOfDecember
    DeadOfDecember

    TeeHee, thanks!

    Nov 12, 2010
    2 likes
  • DeadOfDecember
    DeadOfDecember

    @Diane: ARR!

    Nov 12, 2010
    5 likes
  • DeadOfDecember
    DeadOfDecember

    Ah, I get it! DUH, maybe I should be "Iron SKULL"... LMAO!

    Nov 12, 2010
    5 likes
  • DeadOfDecember
    DeadOfDecember

    Why "Pants?", Phaedra?

    Nov 12, 2010
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  • Phaedra1
    Phaedra1

    Yeah, Iron Pants Roberts is an even better name for a girl pirate living in the 21st Century! lol

    Nov 12, 2010
    6 likes
  • DeadOfDecember
    DeadOfDecember

    LOL, Bahama!

    Nov 12, 2010
    7 likes